FILF

Friend I'd Like to Fuck

Omg Jordan is such a FILF

by Steph January 15, 2005

flilf

First lady I'd like to fuck.

Laura is a flilf in the ass.

by George W. Bush May 15, 2005

FailFishes

The best runescape hackers to have ever lived. Since coming onto the scene in 06' they have made kids cry, droped their banks, and even make people go kill themselves. Jagex has been rapidly presuing these master hackers for over 6 months. To this day they still have not been apprehended.

My teacher asked me today what do I want to be when I grow up? I said "FailFishes" She asked "Whats a FailFish?" I responded "someone who will take your life from you."

by Warking12221 December 27, 2010

Flilf

First Lady I'd Like to Fuck
Presidential version of Milf

Have you seen Dennis Kucinich's wife? She's such a flilf

by urbandictionaryname January 1, 2008

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

fgilf

Freshman girl i'd like (to) fuck.

As most guys know, every year in school, life brings you a pack of new freshman girls to your school. Most older guys like to take advantage of their immaturity and lack of experience.

-Oh hell yeah dude its the beginning of the year. Know what that means?? FGILF!
- Score! Lets fuck em'!

by kbl1993 January 4, 2010

filfy

How a certain gnome-like, oddly clothed brooklynite pronunces "filthy."

A house full of filfy girls!? SIGN ME UP!

by jaelka May 1, 2008