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Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.
"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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fatista

A overweight woman whos wordrobe consists of clothing typically worn by women of a slimer build. Typically mexican.
I usually see a lot of fatistas at state fairs.
by Demati June 25, 2009
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Fatisha the Foot

Masturbating with your foot/feet.

Remove pants, get a boner, the proceed to do intense butterfly stretches while having your foot/feet stroke your penis.

WARNING: May be painful and will cause very flexible legs.
Guy 1: "What you do last night, man?"
Guy 2:"Hanged out with Fatisha the Foot ya know... Watch me touch my toes!"
by CrazyDJ2007 January 1, 2011
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Fattism

A term used by fat people (and their friends) to describe the discrimination against fat people based on their weight.

In reality, the term "fattism" was coined by fat academics to legitimise widespread obesity in the eyes of the medical and wider communities. In other words, fattism is a fat people's conspiracy to make everyone think that it's okay to be fat.
Fat person: I'm a victim of fattism - I can't get a job.
Thin person: Shutup tard, fattism's just a conspiracy formulated by people like you to make people think it's okay to be fat.
by IWANTTOBELIEVE September 16, 2012
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Fatish

A kid who is fat but not fat but he has a little bit of fat that is fatish
Hey dude you look fatish after you eat
by Thatrasistkid October 18, 2017
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Fatism

Prejudice against overweight persons. Also weightism. Very common in Europe, less so in America where most of the population is out of shape.
Fatism permeates the fasion industry.
by Count of Monte Christo July 1, 2004
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Fattis

Marcus Quintus is a Fattis!
by p33n June 28, 2003
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