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Cock Fat 

Used in conjunction with "a slice of"

to describe a douchebag, or asshole...a dirty rotten sonuvabitch, and such...
BAMF 1: "That father raping, pickle fucking, tit-footed bag of douche over there is the biggest slice of cock fat on earth"

BAMF.2: "Dude he's such a slice of cock fat that, shit....you know what? He's not a slice...he's the whole damn thing...when someone else is a slice of cock fat...they're a slice of him...the cock fat..."

Sweet fat juicy cock

A man's sweet, fat, and juicy penis. Usually over 8 inches, pretty average if you ask me.
I had Johnny Feng Wu,s sweet fat juicy cock
Sweet fat juicy cock by BOT 1.0 September 30, 2022

Fat Juicy Cock 

What Haven keeps in her pants at night
"Oh my god, did you hear about Haven's girthy, 85 inch fat juicy cock that sprouts and spreads across her entire room?"
"No, but I'd love to see"
Fat Juicy Cock by Rumpy Pumpy BUMPY September 11, 2021

Fat juicy cock 

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.
Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock
Fat juicy cock by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022

But is his cock fat though? 

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock