shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

by reeet101 October 16, 2019

Farquat

Bipolar self centered jackasses who think their already a rockstar. They are generally short and fat and have a small penis. They also give whatever poor arbitrary girl they can find Herpasyphacockalaids is the back of his Jeep, and on occasian swine flu. Often have random outbursts of anger when insulted about hot cousins, minimal amounts of hot chocolate, and people not picking up their trash. Beware, they attract demon chairs like black people to a KFC. They generally claim to smoke alotta pot and sit in class going "dude I'm so high," like a strait deuche.

"dammit i just got farquatted :("
"Why's he acting like such a farquat"

by Memonstrosity4 January 9, 2010

Farquad

Someone or something that is idiotic or downright stupid. Another meaning is someone who is noticeably shorter than the average human population.

Your such a farquad!

by MeHow27 November 22, 2009

Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

Lord Farquad makes a great meme.

by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

dootna farquhar

It's a replacement word to fill the space when you forget the word you need to say/ can't think of the word you want to say. Whatsee whosit um

Can you pass me the dootna farquhar?
Have you seen my freakin dootna farquhar?
What's for tea? It's a chickeney dootna farquhar.

by PB Bear February 24, 2004

Farquaad

Lord Farquaad is the main antagonist in the movie Shrek. Can be used to as an insult to people. Meaning: An asshole; faggot; gay; stupid; non-Shrek believer; little bitch

HAHAHA! Look at those farquaads!
You're a farquaad!

by Shrek123 October 29, 2014