fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

Fartatouille

1. A room with an abundance of farts.
2. Rat farts (fart+ ratatouille= fartatouille).
3. A food that has been farted into, especially ratatouille.

1. That guy had major gas, so that office cubicle is a fartatouille to be avoided at all costs.
2. Today, I heard a fartatouille- before I heard it, I never thought rats could really fart.
3. Don't eat that chocolate cake; that lady gassed on it, which made it brown. It's a real fartatouille.

by definetime April 24, 2011

fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

farmtard

Someone who is obsessed with the Facebook game, Farmville and constantly annoying others with requests to help him with his farm.

"Can you believe this guy has been playing Farmville for 10 hours? What a farmtard."

by Drazilyob February 4, 2010

Fartapalooza

The frequent and seemingly never ending expelling of gas (farts) over a short period of time.

One loud obnoxious fart right after another by the same person.

My roommate's gas is so bad it's like fartapalooza in our apartment.

I had to leave the meeting and head to the bathroom to get rid of my fartapalooza.

Every time I eat burritos, it's like fartapalooza!

by Photo Pilot October 14, 2011

faptality

Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"

by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018

Faptard

One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.

Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.

by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019