Farkled

The act of always being smarter than your friends but always being loyal to them as well

Maya: what’s a synonym for smart and loyal?
Riley: Farkled

by Farkletimesir? April 29, 2020

Farkle

A series of commercial parodies from 3 different albums by Logan Whitehurst.

"Farkle !" -- from "Outsmartin' the Popos" - 1997

"New and Improved ! Farkle !!!" - from "Earth Is Big" - 2000

"A Word From Farkle" - from "Goodbye, My 4-Track - 2003

by DmR of AtoZ November 13, 2013

farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

farkle

A word you use in place of a swear or curse. Sometimes used when in the presence of respectable adults or small children, or if you just don't feel like swearing.

What the farkle?

Go farkle yourself, you farkleface.

Farkle you!

What a farkler.

Oh farkle, I lost my farkling wallet.

by Jebediah's Cat June 9, 2011

farker

a person who owns everyone at something awful

a person who gets his/her rocks off by farking other websites

a person who looks up to the big nutted squirrel

that farker just kicked his ass

by some TFer February 29, 2004

farkleberry

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006

Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005