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fapanese

"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."
by Paki Stan July 2, 2005
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fapgasm

An orgasm that arises from masturbation.
I had trouble falling asleep last night, until I had a fapgasm.
by dapper fapper November 7, 2012
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Fapart

Any kind of art object - photo, statue, picture etc. which gives male a desire to masturbate or commonly known as fap.
Look at my new anime picture, the girl is in bikini.
- Oh! That surely is a nice fapart!
by McRaw October 26, 2013
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faplash

When you have sex or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or orgasming because you've masturbated too recently.
My girl surprised me with head last night, but I couldn't cum because I had faplash.
by spaghetto May 28, 2014
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faplap

When somebody masturbates and ejaculates all over their lap.

Also a form of spam on sketch
I walked in on Tim before he cleaned up. He had faplap
by I made this up. June 16, 2014
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Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
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