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Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"
dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!
by nizzjizz November 15, 2011
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Falcon Punch

1.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina until it turns red.
2.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina while she is having her period, causing blood to squish.
Jorge wants to Falcon Punch Gwen.
by 112334578752357 August 5, 2009
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Falcon Punch

A punch where someone leans far back and makes a fist away from his target while the opposite hand points a finger. He then throws the fist forward hard and keeps his head down as if staring at the ground with his opposite hand pointing back. This was made famous by Captain Falcon so often times a flaming bird will appear with you.
The two guys were head to head until one of then threw a falcon punch... that ended the fight...
by g0stf1ngr May 2, 2010
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Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
by PashaXXX January 15, 2009
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Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.
"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"
by FishFarmer December 30, 2008
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Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...
Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)
by Nihowhello February 25, 2011
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Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!
Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!
by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008
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