Sloppy Falafel

1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.

2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.

Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."

Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."

by S.D. Singer January 28, 2008

Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

by crippledkid June 19, 2014

Reindeer Falafel

It is when one sells breast milk (which is naturally antimicrobial) to make soap so that others can bathe in one’s titty milk.

Yo, you lookin’ kinda scummy, can I offer you some reindeer falafel?

by MDSM November 27, 2021

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011

Dirty Falafel

A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.

While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.

by H4833717 April 21, 2011