Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.

Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob

by WillieTrill May 6, 2015

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

Ric Flairing

To ejaculate on to your own hand then slap it across your partner's chest shouting WOOOOOOO!

"I was Ric Flairing my girlfriend last night and she didn't see the funny side"

by CookieMonster14 November 24, 2019

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Farringtons

Class of 2020s is the best year

Farringtons yr 10s are the elites

by Hekeoeoejenen June 19, 2019

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010