Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".

Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.

by OGBiggy July 11, 2010

flirtationship

when you flirt with a friend but eventaully it ends when their girlfriend/boyfriend tells you to back off or you eventaully realize that you and that person can be no more than friends and your just flirting when your together and you end up flirting with someone else later on (which can happen to be your friend too) and that cycle continues ...but there are some exceptions like maybe you start liking them but it turns out to be a mere flirtationship.. *heart broken*

(when you start liking them and you think they like you) they flirt with you in class but you see them flirting with other people outside of class also they ask you to go somewhere with them alone but its just leading you on.


(just friends)when you flirt constantly and you guys get along well and the other person (usually the guy) is sweet and care about what you are doing or how you are acting and people tell you "you guys should just date to get it over with and done".

by GRRR.... May 16, 2005

FLIRTATIONSHIP

nothing more then flirting & in between relationship & friendship

i had this awesome flirtationship with my boyfriends brother ;)

by Nesiantease July 23, 2012

facation

A trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. Literally "fake vacation." Not to be confused with the term "vacation" which may include relaxation and/or solitude.

During our facation to Seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. The kids loved playing with their cousins. Phew, I'm ready to get back to work for some recovery.

by willro January 16, 2008