A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009
Get the Faffometer mug.Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)
Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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by TMGP January 22, 2005
Get the Faff Queen mug.by babyfafflover May 23, 2007
Get the baby faff mug.1. An obese, or fat person who is also an asshole ( short for Fat Fuck ). 2. Stupid moron with a rather large body mass.
Omar yelled out seriously rude remarks to the man in the car next to him. Not knowing he did anything wrong, the man shrugged and started his car. Omar then climbed into his car, and it sagged heavily from his huge weight. Suddenly, the man next to him yelled over "Shut your damn mouth you dumb Faffuck!".
by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011
Get the Faffuck mug.High pitched internet whore ,usally afficted by some type of ailment and a woman, that whores herself/himself around but will die a lonely bitch because she/he makes sure your problems aren't as bad as her/his in order to guilt trip you into not saying anything about her/his retardation...... Also known to have tidal periods.
by Zxva January 9, 2008
Get the Faify mug.'Foffy' as in 'fof'; one who has been deemed a 'fof' meaning "fresh off the ferry", as opposed to "fresh off the boat".
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Mary became a foffy when she got off the ferry with Dominic.
Mary and Dominic became foffys, girl foffy and boy foffy.
They are both foffys, the only ones in the world <3
Mary became a foffy when she got off the ferry with Dominic.
Mary and Dominic became foffys, girl foffy and boy foffy.
They are both foffys, the only ones in the world <3
by boy foffy October 7, 2008
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