To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
An evolution of the Poop Text
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
Get the Poop FaceTime mug.A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.
B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
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The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011
Get the Faceturbation mug.Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"
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^-- Typical facetention whore.
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"
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"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
by snikkard May 14, 2011
Get the Facetention whore mug.meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".
Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.
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Get the facetalk mug.The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.
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