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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
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FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010
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Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!
by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011
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Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.
by snikkard May 14, 2011
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fache

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".
Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.
by Nache September 4, 2005
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facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics
"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"
by carlos514 October 14, 2007
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Facetax

The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.
How much? $5. But the sign says $1. FaceTaxed.
by FTDHQ March 13, 2009
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