Facemelter

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

by Pandos April 21, 2013

facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook

Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

by snikkard May 14, 2011

Faceversation

A conversation via Facebook on someone's update that ends up pissing the owner of the update off because they receive as many notifications as there are molecules in Jackson Cramer's ass.

Katie: Sean going to be pissed about all these notifications.
Ynno: So?
Katie: You're right, let's post 987,162,349,850,987,523,749 more things. I love Faceversations.

by JACKSONCRAMERSASS January 18, 2010

Bag Facer

Any bag facing bro, typically of the Sigma Chi Fraternity (particularly of the University of Cincinnati chapter) who exemplifies characteristics typical of douche bag bros.

"What's with that salt eating sigma chi kid?"

"Oh, he's just a bag facer"

"That explains it, what a bag facing bro"

by Jack Zansen August 6, 2010

facebreak

n. To take an extended break from Facebook ... also facebreakation

Hey, I would've added you as a Top Friend, but I didn't get your invite - I'm having a facebreak. Yeh. I've been on a facebreakation since August.

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

facerisk

A large mythical rat-like creature that kills jewish people and eats their livers

oh my god its the facerisk, we better get out of here before it eats our livers, considering we are jewish.

by i did yo momma June 24, 2006