[facerbate]

while creeping on the wonderous world of Facebook one jacks off to a girl's updated facebook pictures

that girl from our class is hot...i totally facerbate her all the time

by Jon Niner March 12, 2009

faceplam

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010

faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010