The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.
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"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
by Ladi Di July 9, 2009
Get the facerant mug.To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut
Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
by pandyrooney May 4, 2018
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something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity
often used in conjunction with fucktards
often used in conjunction with fucktards
by Gert November 25, 2003
Get the Faceplant mug.During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.
by Kevin F. January 25, 2005
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Get the Scandinavian Faceplant mug.In Finland, facepalmsunday refers to the historic parliamentary election day of Palm Sunday 17. April 2011. On facepalmsunday the nationalist populist party True Finns gained 39 seats in the 200-seat parliament, compared to the 5 seats they had gained in the previous elections four years ago. This made True Finns the third largest party, as opposed to the 8th place they held before. It was a huge shock for everyone who did not vote for True Finns.
The term facepalmsunday was probably first used in this meaning in this Twitter message during the vote counting: https://twitter.com/#!/yousifabdullah/status/59702195561570305 The origin as a Twitter hashtag contributes to the fact that the word is written as a compound word, as opposed to two words "facepalm Sunday", because hashtags cannot contain spaces. Also, Palm Sunday is properly written as a compound word "palmusunnuntai" in Finnish.
The term facepalmsunday was probably first used in this meaning in this Twitter message during the vote counting: https://twitter.com/#!/yousifabdullah/status/59702195561570305 The origin as a Twitter hashtag contributes to the fact that the word is written as a compound word, as opposed to two words "facepalm Sunday", because hashtags cannot contain spaces. Also, Palm Sunday is properly written as a compound word "palmusunnuntai" in Finnish.
by ZeroOne^ May 9, 2011
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