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national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.
hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"
by dumbooo May 12, 2020
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Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.
Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.
by D$H_Irie April 1, 2021
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FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime
My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.
by CriZtoph December 3, 2023
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FaceTime

A slang often used in Chicago or "ChiRaq" which means to get shot in the head multiple times. Gang members often put apple stickers on drum magazines, to symbolize "getting facetimed"
ChiRaq Nigga 1: On Foe Nem grave that nigga Tyrone wont stop talking shit!

Chiraq Nigga 2: Lets go facetime him!
by VB5700 March 24, 2018
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National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked
Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day
by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021
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facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi
if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi
by rostye45 August 11, 2021
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National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
by Jenne June 11, 2022
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