a state of squishiness
Many find fat to be repulsive and unattractive, and even the horniest school
boy will find he can't get it up in the presence of too many fat particles (approximately the size of 3.14159262
alpha particles with creme fillings). Fat is easily put on and hard to get off, but unless you have a genetic illness (which some
people do have), that's not an excuse. Just look at the rest of the damn world.
Fat is also the reason why so many American's are
depressed and get an MAOI prescription at age 12. The 99% of Americans who aren't gorgeous think they have to be
like the
1% who are or else they aren't any
good. They get depressed, eat, and get fatter and dig their grave deeper and deeper, thus creating a fatter America. The first party then proceeds to watch TV only to get up to
masturbate to the first party, thus creating an even fatter America.
It's also a very serious matter to be fun to someone smuggling excessive amounts of squishiness under their skin (also known as a fatass). Being caught in the act of potentially damaging a fatass's self esteem and/or inner
child will result in being sent to hell and being locked in a room with Goliath and all his well-hung brothers (if you're a woman, you will instead be eternally tortured by an eternal menstrual cramp)
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12 year old: Omg! My 12-year-old boyfriend just broke up with me. He says its because his
parents don't want him to date yet, but I know he thinks I'm too fat. I weigh 117 pounds. According to Cosmo, a
girl my height is only acceptable at 110 pounds. cry cry sob
sob
Mother: (as she tosses back an antidepressant cocktail topped with a garnish of painkillers) Please don't cry
honey cakes. Mommy will take you to the doctor and make everything all better.
One week later
12 year old: I'm still depressed. Instead of healthy dieting and exercise, I know that I must now resort to any or all of the following: steeling my mother's prescription pills, anorexia/bulimia, and self mutilation.
