FITAL

Meaning 'floating in the air laughing', this is when you lol while under the influence

You are so funny right now. But you never are when I'm sober. FITAL.

by tourettetwin May 5, 2010

Fetal Pigging

The act of using a person, animal, or object as a makeshift fleshlight to stroke your shit, such as a fetal pig.

“That grapefruit over there would be perfect for Fetal Pigging“

by squeezemylemons8 August 7, 2022

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Fetal error

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Fatal G

The weakest link in whatever you do. Having or obtaining a weak spot in your life.

Bro #1: Bro, I totally went for a run and tripped and broke my entire body.

Bro #2: Dude, running is your fatal G.

by headout May 12, 2011

First Fatal Piss

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.

Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.

by iambethany December 23, 2006

FATALITY

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.

Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY

by Implying713 July 6, 2011