Fetaphilia

A strange and obsessive desire to eat feta cheese

Elsie's fetaphilia scares her co-workers.

by melmons February 26, 2015

Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born

I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.

by hungarydude May 21, 2018

Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.

His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome

by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018

Feta Fizzler

When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.

by iDenzilla September 11, 2020

fetah

is loyal, full of love, ready for new things and strong as a lion. when he loves, he does it to the fullest. so don't hurt him.

today i was with fetah in the store.

by johnny.klein November 22, 2021

Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

devil's feta

Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

by Dannytheman August 12, 2015