excel boner

To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.

VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.

by halee June 10, 2014

Excess semen

The stuff that gets along the sides

Had to sleep in the wet spot last night bc of excess semen

by Erin bloodgood March 2, 2019

Excellent

Something that is outstanding or very good or used to indicate or describe approval.

Wow, the car is in excellent condition even though it is 15 years old!

by Google Tricks June 18, 2023

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

Excellent

*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."

by Occifer August 20, 2008

null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

Rule 34 Exception

Rule 34A states that it is impossible to invoke Rule 34 on itself; however, as mentioned as a clause for some definitions of Rule 34, abstract concepts cannot have rule 34 invoked upon them. This makes Rule 34A entirely unnecessary as Rule 34 is an abstract concept itself and thus cannot be invoked upon itself, making Rule 34A unnecessary. However, Rule 34A could become the "No Abstract Concepts" Clause.

Guy 1: Rule 34 on Rule 34!
Guy 2: Denied, Rule 34 Exception. Rule 34 is an abstract concept and can't be Rule 34'd.

by VERTIGO7 August 14, 2011