Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

evide

the verb form of "evidence"

Jury: Criminal, I declare giving me the evidence! (Judge: Yeah, evide him!)

by DMD77 November 30, 2019

Photonical evidence

Evidence that comes from the phone. Such as pictures, call recordings, screenshots, ect.

"hey girl I got you some 'photonical evidence'

by Lalabumdum07 February 5, 2024

manecdotal evidence

Invented evidence made up on the spot and presented as hard fact in support of mansplaining.

President Trump offered mostly manecdotal evidence, but the media had learned their lesson well, by now, and dutifully recorded it all as fact.

by linguisticautistic.com June 13, 2017

Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.

"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"

by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022

Evid

Probably one of the best teams around.
Evidentiary is a Mobile game organization. Which was made in 18 June 2021. We got our brands expanded to Standoff 2 & Critical Ops and soon will expand to various games in the future. We have only one motive to be top clan.

Evidentiary is a Mobile game organization. Which was made in 18 June 2021. We got our brands expanded to Standoff 2 & Critical Ops and soon will expand to various games in the future. We have only one motive to be top clan.

by Exvis99 June 26, 2021