Everyone and their uncle

Old saying inferring that a shitload of people are doing something or are somewhere.

1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)

by Zac p March 19, 2008

Flag

Get the Everyone and their uncle mug.

Everlong

1. The best song ever written about the worst thing that could ever happen.

2. When you sabotage a relationship because you feel like your best will never be good enough.
3. When you realize you fucked up big time, playing this song makes your faux pas sound heroic.
4. Waiting for a very long time for someone who will never return.

Employee: "Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?"
Customer: "Can you make it an everlong, please?"
Employee: "I can put 2 footlongs together to make an everlong. Would you like that?"
Customer: "No, the everlong is actually NOT that long; it is rather a thick one."

by fallboy October 3, 2018

Flag

Get the Everlong mug.

@everyone ur mum gae

Hell nah butt hell so a guy just is hell momma gae

me on discord @everyone ur mum gae

by Momma just sexy July 21, 2019

Flag

Get the @everyone ur mum gae mug.

Everyone is here

An untrue statement

A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Everyone is here mug.

motherfucking everyone

to be a prick, inconsiderate ass to those around while you ooze PMS like symptoms and constantly act like the world revolves around you. All whilst acting like your sh*t dont stank!

Me: What's wrong with Kyle?
Sis: His girlfriend dumped him. You better stay away he's Motherfucking everyone.
Me:Aww shit!

by BigMammaFrisco February 26, 2014

Flag