Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

by tom healey September 11, 2016

Even Steven

A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle

Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank

The album which will make Modest Mouse a sell out when it is released on March 20, 2007.

I hope Modest Mouse breaks up before they release We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, so that one of the best indie bands ever will not sell out.

by ...Sonic Youth fan December 14, 2008

even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019