Essex County

County in Northern New Jersey, located about 25 minutes west of New York City. County includes, Newark, Orange, East Orange and Irvington. The most crime populated county in the Dirty Jerz, possibly the whole east coast. Got the best food, best restaurants, best sports teams. So throw your hands up and rep Essex County! Best county in NEW JERSEY.

Yo man, those kids from Morris came over to Essex County and coulndn't even keep up with us, we was running shit on the courts!

by E Con. September 7, 2005

Essential Oils

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

essense

Essense is a sweet outgoing girl who is very happy and pretty and the type of girl some one could fall in love with.

Wow she is so sweet she must be Essense.

by Pizza lover 8884358 April 11, 2016

Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

Essence

the hottest thang on the block, she makes pimps pay her money

damn essence pimped three dudes on her block

by chocolate child July 30, 2008

the essential three

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.

C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 6, 2006

essex county

A large county ranging from VERY rich to VERY poor. It's in close proximity to New York and has good transportation getting there which cause the taxes to be. Many feel the county is somewhat ethnically segregated in some parts. The western portion of Essex County tends to have wealthy and mainly white towns. These often include The Caldwells, Millburn, Glen Ridge,some of Upper Montclair, Short Hills, and Essex Fells, which are some of the most desirable towns in the state. Other mainly white towns that aren't as wealthy are more near the east but are considered to be still western. These towns include Nutley, Cedar Grove, and Verona which are mainly upper-middle class. On the other hand more toward the east there are towns like Irvington, East Orange, and the infamous Newark which are the least desirable towns in the state. Some towns tend to be stuck in the middle with some nice areas and some bad areas making them mixed. These include South Orange, West Orange, and Montclair. Towns that have few nice areas and are starting to go downhill include Bloomfield and Belleville.

Boy: I'm from Essex County!
Girl: So are you rich or poor?

by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007