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topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.
I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."
by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010
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Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues
Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)
by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022
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Irish Espresso

Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.

{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Espresso .
by e5051 February 25, 2007
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Espresso Cookie

A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much
Person: espresso cookie is my favourite character

Other person: stfu and never speak to me again
by RaspberryCookieIsHot January 25, 2022
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espresso gusto

An espresso with Grappa in it. Term used in Italy.
by octavius March 10, 2004
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Depresso Espresso

A certain type of emo who wears all black like most emos.
Have you heard that Kengo is a Depresso Espresso?
by CheesenCrackers:) January 31, 2022
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Double Shot Espresso

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.
Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....
by spicygerbil May 19, 2022
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