Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

sophia escobar

the most attractive human being on this planet

Sophia Escobar is the most beautiful girl in the entire world!!

by kcidrub nitsua April 26, 2020

julio escobar

A name used when you need to speak to someone, that is fearless, sexy, tough, a complete badass, and don't know their name.

Ay yo Julio Escobar looking kinda thicc.

by Julio Escobar I October 4, 2020

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

Jahelyn Escobar

Bro like what like the October person is nothing like me anymore anyways I'm close to 300 but idk usernames thegazpacho currently tbh yk? Like the ones from chowder okay ig my last one was pisspile

Person 1: wow jahelyn escobar is really hot the fuck ALSO WHAT GUYS IM NOT RELATED TO PABLO ESCOBAR BUT LIKE ONCE GOING TO SCHOOL MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF AND A KID SAID HE LOOKED LIKE HIM AND LIKEE HUHHH DAWGG

by Thegazpacho June 9, 2021

Camo-Escobar

A "Camo-Escobar" is a Man who is always willing to give his all to everyone else leaving him with nothing in the end. He's been through alot of things in his life that despite his age made him mature and wiser than most. He's talented in multiple different ways. And is an all around package when it comes to being in a relationship. He love to make people laugh and smile and absolutely hates drama of all kinds.

A Camo-Escobar walked past me earlier today.
I respect a Camo-Escobar.
Damn he's a Camo-Escobar.

by TheKingOfReal. June 8, 2023

Ace Escobar

Is known as an urban legend. In the Hurst TX Tarrant County Fort worth living legend and known to call shots in and around the area. And also known for drug dealing /trade pimping and suspected of organized crime

Oh look who is ace escobar now

by _Ac3 April 25, 2025