Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

Ace Escobar

Is known as an urban legend. In the Hurst TX Tarrant County Fort worth living legend and known to call shots in and around the area. And also known for drug dealing /trade pimping and suspected of organized crime

Oh look who is ace escobar now

by _Ac3 April 25, 2025

mariana escobar

president-elect of njhs, known to be a notorious bum, and famed for her “get a load of this guy” and “aint no way” type moments

Bro I was tryna lock in last night but I was being such a mariana escobar

by mr morado May 21, 2025

sophia escobar

the most attractive human being on this planet

Sophia Escobar is the most beautiful girl in the entire world!!

by kcidrub nitsua April 26, 2020

Ace Escobar

Is known as an urban legend. In the Hurst TX Tarrant County Fort worth living legend and known to call shots in and around the area. And also known for drug dealing /trade pimping and suspected of organized crime

"Oh look who is ace escobar now".

by _Ac3 April 25, 2025

Derick Motto-Escobar

When you own a body-pillow of a 12 year old.

"Why does he own a body pillow?"
"He really pulled a Derick Motto-Escobar"

by Derickkkk February 9, 2023

Ace Escobar

Legend has it a “Ace Escobar” is when you stick your slong meat in your partner , you give it your all and when she is close to coming you pull out and tell her she has to pay for the rest.

“ I ace escobared her and she payed 500$ for the climax”

by lilbignut April 23, 2018