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Escalator Brusher

noun.

A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.

Risks include but are not limited to:

1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*

Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.

Person: Don't give a fuck.
by Frozen-Flame October 20, 2011
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Descalated

Person 1: Wow this party just got really sad all of a sudden...

Person 2: That descalated pretty quickly...
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Exalated

The adjective term to describe one who has been pranked into consuming something with Ex-lax in it. This is commonly done with things like brownies, cakes and other baking items that are brown.
1.
John: Hey bill, How is it going in the bathroom?
Bill: *groaning* Bad.
John: Okay well, i just wanted to let you know you got exalated!

2.
Bill was exalated beyond repair, he would have to sit around and bleed out of his rectum.
by GenoClysm December 6, 2012
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Escalation date

The date on which you decide to no longer date, but have a relationship instead.
On date 3, our escalation date, Erica and I decided to no longer date but start a real relationship.
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Chemistry Escalation

The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.
Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.

Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.
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Mayonese on escalator

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY
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Penis Escalator

An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.
Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!
by AyHa1810 April 11, 2021
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