Eggroll

To beat someones ass chinese style.

The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.

Lee Wung Chow Nong - "I will give you a double dragon whammy little boy"

White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!"

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style*

White Boy - *Judo Chop*

Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*

by Eggroll Fred November 11, 2006

Angry eggroll

A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back.

That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.

by Joshisamanslutfreeloader May 21, 2008

eggroll

A chinese with a small eggroll penis

small penis eggroll

by SMoke diva July 18, 2011

eggrollin

the stage in a relationship when the partners spend all day in bed under the covers, wrapped up like an egg roll.

Have you seen Diane? No, she's been eggrollin with jack all weekend.

by Fer de Lance Armstrong February 12, 2010

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010

eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

by Macko June 16, 2005

eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

by John McClendon December 14, 2008