ENGLISHISIZE

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017

stuck-the-english

Stuck-the-English is defined as an awkward pause in a normal conversation caused by a person’s inability to continue speaking because of an unfamiliarity with English.

"Okay we the go uh.. hmm.. eh.. Sorry, stuck-the-english"

by amarnus January 23, 2010

Englasm

A feeling of ecstasy one achieves when referring to anything English

I think I had an englasm when I heard his british accent.

by dreamer7231 May 6, 2010

Engfish

The art of using extremely fancy words to convey something simple, typically to sound smart.

"Orthopods of similar plumage are gregarious." is just Birds of a feather fly together in using Engfish.

by The Abster October 3, 2013

Englos

When your English is lost

Broooooo you can’t english you must have englos

by I have englos August 30, 2019

English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.

An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

Enclis

A new world with new beginnings and new hope. A place where life can begin or start afresh like eden. A comfortable situation when growth can be encouraged. An Enclis of Business, life and love. At the height of Enclis (fame, excellence, influence, etc).

An Enclis of Business, life and love. At the height of Enclis (fame, excellence, influence, etc).

by Christopher Reid December 9, 2007