elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 04, 2003

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 14, 2008

Elastic

Something really cool, often nostalgic.

Person 1: "I started playing Minecraft again recently."
Person 2: "Dude, that's elastic."

by MinnowStar March 19, 2024

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 12, 2018

elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 27, 2018

elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg September 17, 2008

Elastic Eleven

A group of ten girls and one guy who is named Mr. Incredible.
Having to do with pimps, usually these people are involved sexually. Also are good at sex.

"dude look at that elastic eleven they got goin on there!"

by Niggahsdontmess January 08, 2012