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Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.
Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021
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Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard
Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.
by GoddessGhost November 30, 2018
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Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.
Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid
by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022
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erectile disfunction

when someone has limp pp
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by your left nut sack April 16, 2022
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erectile disfunction

Pp no go SPROOOOOING
My penis doesn't get hard, I have erectile disfunction
by LimeLoaf November 2, 2023
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neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.
My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.
by Neuro-geekus January 16, 2016
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