eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

by Macko June 16, 2005

eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

by John McClendon December 14, 2008

hide the eggroll

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.

Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

by fuck bitches get money January 13, 2009

Eggroll

An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.

Adam was telling me goodbye, and when he turned around all I could do was salivate to the thought of the delicious eggroll that was serving as eye candy to me.

If only Jamal was asian and not black, the fleshy eggroll would make a lot more sense.

by Salt shaka August 9, 2008

eggroll fun

When you get an eggroll and put it in another persons anus.

I just had some eggroll fun with my friend!

by bootieclappa April 20, 2015

Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018

Eggroll

If you want to be offensive but not really call then an eggroll

Oi you eggroll come back here!

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018