microsoft edge

Internet Explorer 12, except Microsoft doesn't want you knowing that.

I use Microsoft Edge to download other browsers, just like Internet Explorer.

by Unknown Synonym March 22, 2016

coming for my edges

It's like you are getting dragged or called out. So if someone insults you they're coming for your edges. So if someone is coming for your edges they just metaphorically snatched your hairline with their insult.

example 1:
boy: you suck at spelling.
girl: chill I'm not an English major
boy: I'm not an English major either but I know how to spell.
girl: why you coming for my edges like that

example 2:
girl: you need to get some Clearasil for your busted ass forehead
boy: damn how you going to come for my edges like that

by agenericere April 17, 2017

microsoft edge

Congratulations Microsoft. You made a new browser that downloads firefox twice as fast as Internet explorer

That's quite an accomplishment right there. Microsoft edge really is internet explorer 12.

by Moz://a.com October 19, 2017

Edge computing

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

Edgeflake

A variation of a basement dweller, makes "edgy" remarks, typically based on alternative facts, to try to shock but reveals the underlying snowflakeness, irresponsibility, emotional weakness, or general stupidity of the individual.

Edgeflake: How come if a girl smacks you and you punch her back, you're a monster, but if you slap a girl and she knocks you out, she's some hero...

Edgeflake: Black people saying the N-word is fine, but if white people do it, we are racist. What about freedom of speech?

Normal person: You're such an edgeflake.

by EscuelaCaribe March 3, 2019

Edgenuity

The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.

"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"

"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."

by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020

Edgeophobia

The irrational fear that The Edge from U2 is out to kill or "get" you. Many Irish are afflicted with Edgeophobia, however, the global spread of this irrational fear goes beyond any one nation. Rates of Edgeophobia in the US are approaching those of acrophobia, or, "fear of heights."

John: We can't go to the concert tonight.
Bill: Why not?
John: Broseph's got Edgeophobia.

by Jesuit Willice April 28, 2006