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trickle-down economics 

Since the upper classes of any society (in particular the males in the upper classes) tend to masturbate more than the proletariat, it's thought their semen and vaginal discharge can help fertilize those in the poorer reaches of said society - this is trickle-down economics. Giving bankers tax breaks will free up more of their time for masturbation, allowing for more ejaculate, and more enrichment of the lower classes. Since rich persons tend on average to produce less semen and vaginal fluid, the word 'trickle' rather than 'gush' or 'explode' is used.
milton friedman was a big believer in trickle-down economics
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Bayhnseian Economics 

Any fiscally conservative or moderate economic policy or theory aimed at satisfying all political parties involved.

Named after American Senator Evan Bayh (D-IN) and his archetype, the hallowed economist Alan Keynes, both advocates, to some degree, of lasseiz-faire politics.
The main problem with Bayhnseian Economics is that while attempting to satisfy everybody involved, it also has a record of not satisfying anybody.

Granny economics 

When you pay with cash to the penny. For example, have you ever been in line at a grocery store and the customer is a white haired granny looking lady. When they pay their bill they pay with cash and to the penny.
Granny economics is the best way to stay out of debit. Somebody who uses cash only. A person who knows how to take care of the money.

Haynesian Economics 

The economic idea of maintaining as little wealth as possible while at the same time spending as much as possible on alcohol
James down the road loves Haynesian Economics, he's spent his whole life using it to buy alcohol and have enough confidence to talk to ella

chinese economics

Rich using chinese economics to keep more profits from poor people.
chinese economics by Lurking Singh September 17, 2020

Trickle Down Economics 

Trickle Down Economics is a blatant strawman of supply-side economics used to demonize supporters of said system.
Those using the term assert that Republicans intend to cut taxes on the rich people, which will then, by some undefined mechanism, cause money to trickle down to the poor.
However, not one economist has ever published a theory on the mechanism behind this so called Trickle Down Theory.
This strawman mainly serves to demonize the Republicans for cutting taxes on the rich. The actual position of the Republicans, supply side economics, asserts a well known phenomenon, wherein cutting taxes on rich people will cause them to invest more money, thus opening new markets or expanding existing ones, creating jobs and generating wealth.
The origins of the term lie in a speech by Franklin Delano Roosevelt, wherein it is asserted that there are two economic theories, one according to which "If we make the rich people richer, somehow they will let a part trickle down to the rest of us.
The second theory ... is that if we make the average of mankind comfortable and secure, their prosperity will rise upwards, just as yeast rises up, through the ranks."
Roosevelt, a democrat ironically enough, mocked this idea himself, however, it has somehow become a staple in politics to claim that this nonexistant theory is somehow the economic position of the Republicans.
Trickle down economics has not worked even once.
By cutting the taxes for the rich, the money they save, so they claim, will some how trickle down to the poor.
Trickle Down Economics by chrischi3 September 14, 2018

Cave Man Economics 

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.
Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH