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Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014
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Bar Elbow

A condition that occurs from spending an excessive amount of time/money at the bar (usually Sunday Football) so that you begin to rely on your elbows to support the intoxicated mess you have become. When you awake the next morning, not only will you find yourself with a fierce hangover, your elbows have scabbed over entirely because you have rubbed the skin raw trying not to fall out of your bar seat from the day before.
I watched 6 hours of football yesterday and woke up with bar elbow.

My bar elbow is proof of a successful day of drinking.
by SquirrelLogic November 9, 2010
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Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.
My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.
by tbagmartin May 6, 2010
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Wii elbow

Similar to tennis elbow, wii elbow is pain in one's arm (particularly around the elbow) caused by too much wii tennis (or, possibly, not enough regular exercise).
I got a horrible case of wii elbow from all that wii tennis yesterday.
by Paradox Quine November 25, 2006
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talk to the elbow

Talk to the elbow 'cause you ain't worth the extension.
by spankypoo April 19, 2006
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Elowen

A Cornish girl's name meaning "elm".

A quiet, shy girl that likes to make everyone happy. She loves nature and spends much of her time tending to her flower garden. She has some musical talent, but it's not her main focus. She has light brown hair and large, innocent, green eyes. She is extremely slow to anger- she's very good at seeing situations from multiple perspectives- but on the rare occasion when she raises her voice, people immediately back down. She is also extremely modest, both in clothing and when receiving compliments. Elowen is a petite girl and as a result, people see her as being extremely cute, rather than beautiful or sexy. She makes this up by being extremely loyal and light-hearted. She usually wears a small, delicate smile on her face.
That Elowen has such a green thumb.

She's too modest to take a compliment, just like an Elowen.

She must be an Elowen judging from her pure and delicate personality.
by TrinityJade June 8, 2013
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masturbation elbow

overdoing a good thing
masturbation elbow:

how'd ya hurt your it?
too much fun
by asparagus nerd June 25, 2010
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