spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

Eargasm

The action that takes place inside one's ears/ear when a sound or combination of sounds(music, or other eardrum companions) enters your ears/ear and is so amazing that you feel as though your ears just Cam and need a cigarette before they go back for round two.

Bob, did you hear that new Bassnectar beat?

Yes Joe, I did. I Eargasmed 4.5 times, but then my ipod died.

by Andromeda Sagan November 5, 2010

Eargasm

Definition - After hearing an amazing song, you fill that you have, indeed, climaxed through the organ of hearing.

Ex: Zac - Brand New is one of those bands that you HAVE to have in your life, in order to live.
Taylor - haha, i think i've listened to one or two of their songs before.
Zac - they probably caused an ear orgasm.
Zac - eargasm

by zacsexypants18 March 18, 2011

eargleberry

Ear wax that sticks to and dangles from long ear hair.

Wow, look at that eargleberry hanging from that old dude!!

by bkjb99 November 8, 2014

Ebarbian

A community in northern Louisiana called Ebarb that are a proud isolated people who are shunned by the other bayou communities like the Spartans to the Greeks. It is a derogatory term toward outsiders and an insult to many like f*** you

Eww, you're really dating an ebarbian girl Tristan, why?

by Ho jangles September 12, 2018

text embargo

The term for refusing to text someone or reply to someone's texts.

Prohibit someone's texts; restraining from texting someone.

"Jon hasn't texted me all day. He won't reply to any I send."
"Oh, that's because he imposed a text embargo on you."

by Ch-LCD May 7, 2010

Unexpected Eargasm

When playing a video or music on a computer, ipod, or other mp3 device. The audio was unexpectedly turned all the ways up, and blasts your eardrums out. Sometimes causing you to make the face of an orgasm.

My ears are still ringing from the Unexpected Eargasm i just had

by the randomer1234 March 13, 2011