Destanie

A Sexy girl sweet, nice. Never see's just one side of an arugement. One of a kind. Usually silly, or acting funny. independent

Hey, my names destanie.

by blahd3eblahblah March 6, 2009

Dystonia

A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.

Why is your body all twisted and shaky

I suffer from Dystonia.

by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010

Long Distance Relationship

Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.

by allymcmally25 September 25, 2004

Heterosexual distance

The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)

Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".

No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!

by Ovinor January 12, 2011

Distancelexia

A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.

Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!

by 5entral88 November 16, 2016

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010