by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016
by elonmuskishot April 27, 2020
When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(
by We Believe in Fridays July 30, 2009
by memphotank November 02, 2010
by Prince2011 October 14, 2011
When you are about to bite a slice of pizza and the end droops on you as its about to enter your mouth.
by Proclus_Plato January 03, 2012
The phenomenon of a much-anticipated first date with an attractive woman which is ruined by her insistence on watching a movie in the "Twilight" series. The movies are so homoerotic that they often lead to a sudden, temporary inability to become sexually aroused.
Matt: "So how was your date with Marissa last night?"
Joe: "It was going really, really well until we watched 'Twilight'. She tried to give me a beej after the movie, and there was nothing I could do. I was totally limp; I had Twirectile Dysfunction. I think it was all the glittering men."
Joe: "It was going really, really well until we watched 'Twilight'. She tried to give me a beej after the movie, and there was nothing I could do. I was totally limp; I had Twirectile Dysfunction. I think it was all the glittering men."
by Cobrawannabe August 18, 2011