hump dumpling

Pejorative name for a child, based on the word hump meaning "to fuck."

The Moo I work with has a zillion photos of her little hump dumpling all over her desk. Where does she find space for her paperwork?

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

croft dusting

queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;

Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.

She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.

by Lasagnaforbrains August 1, 2018

dumpling

A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.

Yeah, that dumpling is going to have to find another girl with parents who are OK with whites.

by Napoleon IV December 20, 2008

dumping

to relese one whole clip of a gun upon an individual

We are going to pull up at 12pm and begin dumping on little jimmy for lying on us.

by PurpMane June 22, 2010

cum dumpling

n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.

The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.

by pr0n_legacy March 3, 2011

dumpling-depot

The stomach.

The word has its origins in the nineteenth century vernacular.

Put some of this in your dumpling-depot!

by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010