Dubai d'or

An annual award created by some football players and agents to crown themselves best after failing to win legit awards. It's usually given in Dubai

Fan 1: Penaldo just crowned himself the winner of the Dubai d'or yet again
Fan 2: Yes the Dubai d'or awards player of the century with 80 more years to go

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

dumbasacation

it means your a fucking dumbass.

My friend Jared came up with the word dumbasacation. It's hilarious.

by guitarzero September 23, 2009

dumbassism

A criminal offense in which a person acts like a dumbass.

Johhny was caught wanking in his car. He will be convicted of dumbassism.

by r-u-done April 12, 2005

Dumbassary

The level or extent of being a Dumb Ass

Congress is teeming with dumbassary.

by Sklnxbones October 1, 2013

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)

emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏

by nayasemma January 7, 2021

Dumbassicide

Dumbassicide occurs when one's stupid and dumb ass behavior results in their own death.

The thief who was killed when the truck that he was trying to steal ran over his head is a victim of dumbassicide. (True story)

by Joe_/Scott1 December 9, 2008