Dulles Detention Zone

Dulles Detention Zone (noun):

A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall

I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone

by HeloPilot March 9, 2025

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dulle

Dulle is a god name written by the legends.

Dulle is so cool that he could destroy the universe.

- Oh you're so dulle man.
or
-Bra dulle

by dulleboi December 4, 2019

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Dull omelet

The worst insult in the world, anyone who utters it is a ridiculous person and deserves death by public stoning.

Chrissy is such a dull omelet, she is just the worst. We do not like her, and she has crows feet

by Omelet February 19, 2015

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floor dulling

the government’s devices under the floor to make a citizen feel numb

The floor dulling had the historical American feeling injured.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

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Dull Fuck

Someone who doesn't drink; someone that's slow mentally

Brett is a dull fuck!!

by Cailuo October 19, 2016

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plastic dull knife

1. referring to the actual, plastic dull knife
2. a useless trick/weapon against something more powerful/clever trick

Ex 1.
"Is that a plastic dull knife? why are you borrowing it here?"
Ex 2.
Generic Hero: "I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY SWORD."
Villain: "YOU PULL A PLASTIC D U L L KNIFE TO MY TRICKERY!!!"

by haveyouwondered August 28, 2023

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