Duckeasy

A restaurant that surreptitiously serves foie gras (fattened duck liver) in jurisdictions that outlaw the practice. The name is a play on the prohibition era phenomenon of the speakeasy, which illegally served alcohol.

George: I'm going out for some foie gras tonight. Want to come?

Martin: I thought that foie gras had been banned.

George: It has been but you can still get it at the duckeasy.

by AYYFRON July 22, 2012

get dickered

Getting completely and utterly wasted.

Also comes with a sticker.

Dude I got sooooooo dickered the other night

Is that the get dickered sticker?

by thegetdickeredsticker May 12, 2014

Dickerson Middle School

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012

jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

Urban DictionaryUrban Dickerlady-bonerwordsmithnerdlinguist

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

duckroll

When you get a picture of a duck on wheels, instead of what you expected to get. Often used on image boards such as 4chan.

By following a link that promises an upskirt picture of Britney Spears, you get a picture of a duck on wheels, with the text "DUCKROLL" written on it.

by Sweetpipe January 5, 2007