draftsman

A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.

Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.

by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017

military draft

The forced induction of a person into the armed forces. In the USA, this typically applies only to healthy young heterosexual males with low lottery numbers, non-exempt religions & poor political connections. Proponents of the draft cite advantages over a voluntary army: lower cost, ethnic diversity (but not gender), greater governmental reluctance to enter wars. These claims have yet to be documented however. Both Republicans & Democrats are split on this issue & will generally let public opinion guide them. Libertarians oppose the draft as mere time-share slavery, & lacking any of the claimed benefits.

The military draft appears to violate the US Constitution's prohibition against involuntary servitude.

by Tom Stockton December 14, 2006

dafty

glasgow slang, somone who is daft.

here ya dafty, get stabbed.

by jackshaw8 April 16, 2005

Stuarts Draft

A place where wannabe's & fakes live.

yo yo im soo gangsta because i wear baggy clothes & live in Stuarts Draft.

by tity. June 18, 2008

draft

the action that is taken so that goverment officials can sleep at night when they know that innocent and young civilians have died because the president is given permission to declaire war but realizes that no one wants to die for a war they don't believe in and said government officials don't want to loose loved ones themselves.

i am engaged to be married. i don't want to leave a widow because i died for a war which, when you get down to it, is all about oil rights anyway.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004

drifty

Combination of 'drifting off to sleep' & 'sleepy'= DRIFTY.
Meaning: getting tired, sleepy, fatigued, worn out and ready for bed, how one feels just before having a nap

I'm starting to feel a bit drifty; I think it's time to get in my cozy bed and have a sleep!

by poutinepete April 12, 2016

Daft Draft

Putting all of your windows in your car down during the winter time and playing Daft Punk at a very high volume.

Dude, you're going to break my window doing this Daft Draft!!

by roverdog4 April 18, 2010