spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009

downard

1. A term used to describe a person or action accomplished that is extraordinary in some form. most commonly used in the positive or good sense of declaration.

2. A term used to describe an event or series of events that worked out to a more than pleasing conclusion. i.e. better than expected.

1. "Wow! did you see what joe just did?" "He totally pulled a downard on that one!"

2. "Dude! I just put in my dollar, pushed the button, my dollar came back out and so did a coke! That's bomb!"

"yeah man, you just got downard!"

by fro shizzle February 4, 2010

Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

by anonymous September 22, 2017

red dwarf

Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!

Red dwarf = Pure genius

by Lilgap February 1, 2005

dwarfbayne

part dwarf - The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. part bayne - bayne, is the biggest baddest mofo around, most famous for his chronic masturbation!

dude 1 - omg its dwarfbayne
dude 2 - holy sheet epic wins!

by pompous brit May 13, 2010

Dotard

Old or senile

He was a dotard and should never have been given the job.

by Word "the knower" Smith September 22, 2017

poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.

Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy

by Extremely happy person who thanks poison dwarf for all her mistakes June 22, 2006