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dowar

a term for the biggest roundest heads and idiots.
he must be a dowar, his heads so big
by dowarsarestupid February 7, 2020
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Dotarded

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".
Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."
by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017
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Dotard Trump

A playword on Donald Trump's name by combining the words "Donald" and "Retard", a mentally deranged person according to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.
Kim Jong Un calls Donald Trump a dotard and a mentally deranged person, the name Dotard Trump fits him perfectly.
by PediPipita September 25, 2017
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Dogwarts

In your apartment right now, there's a magical room...like you know like the entrance to Hogwarts? In the train station and only you can go through? so you have a special power, right? You have a special Hogwarts that only you can go to, instead of a castle in there, instead of there being a magical wizarding school on the other side of the fucking brick wall, okay? There's a dog that's really excited to see you. This dog, okay? You have complete--you can choose: okay this can be a boy dog, a girl dog, it can be wearing clothing....nonono sorry, it's a boy dog, a girl dog, okay the choice is yours, whatever it's wearing. One thing is for sure, this dog is into you, and I mean into you sexually, okay? Now you can go into this magical room of Hogwarts whenever want to and the great thing about this is that this dog wants you to fuck it, okay? and every time you fuck it, you get paid. Now what I want to know for you...you know let's start at eh, $5,000 okay?
If you're in a real bad spot, and the magical door's there...I don't know, we could be going to Dogwarts for $5,000.
by BootyWarrior99 August 25, 2022
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DORARARARARARA

Something shouted when you beat the ever loving shit out of serial killers, rockstars, or assholes who insult your hair.
Josuke: DORARARARARARA
Otoichi: DORARARARARARA
by Yoshikage_Kira February 14, 2020
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Dwarfanage

An Institution that houses dwarves who have been abandoned or whose parents are deceased.
Ted (The Dwarf): I am a young dwarf and I don't know where my parents are...

Dave: Go to the dwarfanage.
by stanno196 March 8, 2012
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dwarbbits

A half ratarded claymation humanoid ape beast which is the spawn of a Hobbit and a Dwarf. They were used mostly as a work force by the Kingdom of Gondor. They fed mostly on horse shit so it was a great cost affective way for Gondor to clean the streets of piles of shit. Dwarbbits were incapable of speech so they were not considered equal.

A group were gathered into a boxing stage and were given 2 geese for payment for cleaning up the streets of the river city. The attempt was to thank them but the result ended up being a barbaric beating and slaughter of all but one Dwarbbit. The surviving Dwarbbit managed to kill the others by beating them all to death with a goose. Thus Gander Match was born and was the main source of income for Gondor for 100 years. This betting on Dwarbbits armed with geese became the forfront to the cock and dog fights of today.

The mortality rate was shocking. Because they were such dumbasses they'd sleep alot face first in the mud and drown. Also, there was a high percentage which would jump off the castle walls. At first it was thought as successful suicides but later found out the Dwarbbits were chasing shiny reflections off the walls. It was noted they weren't smart enough to figure out how to kill themselves.
Dwarbbits are a great way to make easy cash with gambling.
by The Informant99 January 7, 2012
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