DOUCHELOG

Bigger than a douchebag but more violent.

he said he had an air quotes girlfriend thus making me his air quotes mistress...what a douchelog!

by ajbos May 18, 2016

Douchologist

Specialist in the art of douchness

That frat boy that makes his own tank tops and drinks protein shakes 6 times a day is a douchologist.

by Wordy wizard September 16, 2017

Bouchillon

A person with the last name of Bouchillon is a well known and intelligent person

Girl: Ian Bouchillon is so handsome and smart.

by R3p0rtm3y0ub0t April 30, 2020

Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot

person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!

by i am the beetles July 26, 2022

Douchiano

Someone who intermittently loves his football team and hates his football team.

Tony: Oh my God, did you see that touchdown. We are the best team in the league.

Tony: Holy shit, did you see that fumble. We are the worst team in the league.
Henry: What a Douchiano.

by Shredder P August 12, 2022

douchelordington

The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.

A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.

My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.

Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.

Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.

by Casper OG November 16, 2022

Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.

Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick

by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022