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Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008
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douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.
if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.
by superlatteboy January 28, 2010
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douchebagantis

a place where all douches go atleast once in a life time
hey douche #1 did you go to douchebagantis today no i couldnt make it haha wow your f*cked
by MR.crazyness34 April 26, 2009
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Douche Wagon

Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.
Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."
by Steebr77 December 31, 2004
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douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education
Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.
by SkyeBear August 23, 2011
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Douche wagon

Asshole, idiot, jerk. Variation of "douche".
Carl is such a douche wagon, let's ditch him at the concert.
by 1234jennagirl October 17, 2017
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Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.
Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.
by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011
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