boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....
by Meluuunie February 15, 2009
Get the bitch ass hoe slut douchermug. Basically a slut, a douche & an all around rude person that everyone ( including myself ) love. We just can't help but love him. WHICH MAKES US HATE HIM. But we still love him. He's such a doucher.
Look at Jason Dean Richards hitting on Destiny after sleeping with someone else. God why isn't he flirting with me too?! He is such a doucher.
by Fuuu August 12, 2013
Get the Douchermug. noun: someone who acts like they are the shit, and/or have practiced douche bag qualities on other people. Most likely a frat boy.
by shakedownholla April 18, 2010
Get the douchermug. by LegitNig February 9, 2010
Get the Douchermug. by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011
Get the doucherizemug. Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.
Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
by anathema July 5, 2019
Get the Douchermug. will is a doucher
by /\/\i(@E1@ July 7, 2011
Get the Douchermug.